Enjoy our team's carefully selected Chicken Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, โOrder!โ
So I replied, โFried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.โ
Now Iโm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
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An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it.
The owner said, โHeck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me, you do not want that parrot!โ
She said, โI can teach it good manners.โ
But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.
She took it out and said, โDid you learn your lesson?โ
It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds.
She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.
The parrot said โBrr... Yes, I learned my lesson, but what did the chicken do?"
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โHow did you manage to do that?โ
โI once found a three-legged chick, kept it and get it to have eggs and I ended up with a lot of four legged chickens.โ
โBut why?โ
โWell, I like chicken legs, my wife too and my two kids also. So I thought with a four-legged chicken, weโd only have to kill one every day to feed the family.โ
โAnd how do those four-legged chickens taste like?โ
โNo idea, never been able to catch one.โ
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Why didnโt the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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Bula decides itโs time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Yearโs Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: โWell, howโs the business going?โ
Bula: โBad brother, sorry about everything!โ
Johnny: โWhy?โ
Bula: โI donโt have any chickens anymore!โ
Johnny: โGood god, why?โ
Bula: โIf I know, I think Iโm doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donโt water them enough, but one doesnโt raise the hen.โ
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A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.
The barman says, โWhoโs first?โ
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Psychiatrist: โWhat seems to be the problem?โ
Patient: โI think I'm a chicken.โ
Psychiatrist: โHow long has this been going on?โ
Patient: โEver since I came out of my shell.โ
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