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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, โ€œOrder!โ€

So I replied, โ€œFried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.โ€

Now Iโ€™m being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.

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An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it.

The owner said, โ€œHeck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me, you do not want that parrot!โ€

She said, โ€œI can teach it good manners.โ€

But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.

She took it out and said, โ€œDid you learn your lesson?โ€

It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds.

She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.

The parrot said โ€œBrr... Yes, I learned my lesson, but what did the chicken do?"

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โ€œHow did you manage to do that?โ€

โ€œI once found a three-legged chick, kept it and get it to have eggs and I ended up with a lot of four legged chickens.โ€

โ€œBut why?โ€

โ€œWell, I like chicken legs, my wife too and my two kids also. So I thought with a four-legged chicken, weโ€™d only have to kill one every day to feed the family.โ€

โ€œAnd how do those four-legged chickens taste like?โ€

โ€œNo idea, never been able to catch one.โ€

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Why didnโ€™t the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side.

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Bula decides itโ€™s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.

Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.

After a year, at the New Yearโ€™s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.

Johnny: โ€œWell, howโ€™s the business going?โ€

Bula: โ€œBad brother, sorry about everything!โ€

Johnny: โ€œWhy?โ€

Bula: โ€œI donโ€™t have any chickens anymore!โ€

Johnny: โ€œGood god, why?โ€

Bula: โ€œIf I know, I think Iโ€™m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donโ€™t water them enough, but one doesnโ€™t raise the hen.โ€

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A chicken and an egg walk into a bar.

The barman says, โ€œWhoโ€™s first?โ€

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Psychiatrist: โ€œWhat seems to be the problem?โ€

Patient: โ€œI think I'm a chicken.โ€

Psychiatrist: โ€œHow long has this been going on?โ€

Patient: โ€œEver since I came out of my shell.โ€

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