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Why are Chevys equipped with magnetized bumpers?
To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys.
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Why are there sidewalks alongside roads?
So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
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What is CHEVROLET an acronym for?
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques.
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A white man comes across a Native American who is lying on the ground with his ear pressed against the ground between two tire tracks.
“What’s going on?” the white man asks.
“White Chevy Tahoe. Four doors. License plate XPV 14785. Has a Coexist bumper sticker,” replies the Native American.
“Wow, you can tell all that from just listening to the ground?”
“No, you idiot! That’s what the asshole who hit me was driving.”
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What do you call a Chevrolet parked at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
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Two elderly farmers were reminiscing about the good old days.
“When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, and drive all day, and still be on my property,” says the Texas farmer.
The old farmer from Kentucky said, “Yeah, I had a truck like that once too... You should have got a Ford, hell. They’ll get ya all the way ta town and back!”
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What happened to the man who drove to Vegas in a $25,000 Chevy?
He came home in a $250,000 vehicle—a greyhound bus.
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What does CHEVY stand for?
Can Hear Every Valve Yell.
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What does CHEVY stand for?
Cheapest Heap Ever Viewed Yet.
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What does CHEVROLET stand for?
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
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