Chess Jokes
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Why do British people love playing chess?
Coz no-one can kill their Queen.
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Why was Michael Jackson bad at chess?
He couldn’t decide if he was black or white.
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Saudi Arabia banned chess, calling it a dangerous game.
The Queen doesn’t wear a burkha.
The Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
The Queen is more powerful than the King.
The Queen goes alone to opponent’s territory.
Most importantly, there’s only one Queen.
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Why is chess just like real life?
The king can only take a step at a time and the queen can do as she pleases.
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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park.
It’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.
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I went to lunch with a champion chess player.
It took him 8 minutes to pass me the salt.
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I’ve got a new job at the chess factory.
I’m on knights next week.
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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons paid off.
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