Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cheese Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
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What is a pianist’s favorite cheese?
Mozzartrella.
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, “Do you guys have any nacho cheese?”
The party goers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”
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What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.
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What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
You make me melt.
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Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
I thought “how dairy”.
Then, they threw some more mild cheese.
I thought “that’s not very mature”.
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Why do Germans fear getting cheese in their hot dogs?
Because for them it’s considered to be a Wurst-Käse scenario.
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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon pi.
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What is the moon’s favorite type of cheese?
Moon-zerella cheese!
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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Which type of cheese do racehorses like best?
Masc-a-pony.
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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
“I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.”
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What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie.. or not to brie...
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