Puns About Cheese



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Cheese Puns


What is a pianist’s favorite cheese?

Mozzartrella.

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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, β€œDo you guys have any nacho cheese?”

The party goers respond, β€œNo dip, Sherlock.”

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What flavor are stolen Doritos?

Nacho cheese.

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What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

You make me melt.

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Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.

I thought β€œhow dairy”.

Then, they threw some more mild cheese.

I thought β€œthat’s not very mature”.

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Why do Germans fear getting cheese in their hot dogs?

Because for them it’s considered to be a Wurst-KΓ€se scenario.

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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?

Moon pi.

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What is the moon’s favorite type of cheese?

Moon-zerella cheese!

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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.

My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.

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Which type of cheese do racehorses like best?

Masc-a-pony.

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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?

β€œI’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.”

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What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?

To brie.. or not to brie...

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