Puns About Cheese
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cheese Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, “Do you guys have any nacho cheese?”
The party goers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”
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What flavor are stolen Doritos?
Nacho cheese.
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What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
You make me melt.
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Someone threw some butter, milk and cheese at me recently.
I thought “how dairy”.
Then, they threw some more mild cheese.
I thought “that’s not very mature”.
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Why do Germans fear getting cheese in their hot dogs?
Because for them it’s considered to be a Wurst-Käse scenario.
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What do you get when you take a green cheese on the moon and divide its circumference by its diameter?
Moon pi.
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What is the moon’s favorite type of cheese?
Moon-zerella cheese!
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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Which type of cheese do racehorses like best?
Masc-a-pony.
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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
“I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.”
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What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie.. or not to brie...
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