Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cheese Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call cheese thatβs not yours?
Nacho Cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, βDo you guys have any nacho cheese?β
The party goers respond, βNo dip, Sherlock.β
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What is the moonβs favorite type of cheese?
Moon-zerella cheese!
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Which type of cheese do racehorses like best?
Masc-a-pony.
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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
βIβm sorry, Iβm too mature for you.β
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What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie.. or not to brie...
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Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
βNot so loud!β he said.
βWhat?β she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
βI said not so loud!β was his muffled reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich.
βHow was your day?β questioned the man from behind once again.
βPretty good,β responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care.
βDid you pass the exam?β came the next question from behind.
βI donβt know, I didnβt get my grade yet,β replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
βIβll have to call you back when Iβm out of hereβ, came the voice from behind once again, βsome nut job is answering every question I ask you!β
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A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says, βIβll like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.β
The librarian says, βMaβam this is a library.β
So the blonde leans in and whispers, βIβd like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.β
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I hate when Iβm on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a grilled bacon and cheese sandwich.
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Age is important only if youβre cheese and wine.
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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, βOrder!β
So I replied, βFried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.β
Now Iβm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
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