Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cheese Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
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What is a pianist’s favorite cheese?
Mozzartrella.
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I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar.
I’ve now got milk all over the kitchen top.
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Why was the burger sad?
Because he had the blue cheese.
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What do you call cheese that is sad?
Blue cheese.
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The blue cheese thought he was the king.
But he was just a cheesy guy.
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What did the blue cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
“Hallou-mi!”
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Why was the blue mold fired from the cheese factory?
Because it was too blue.
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I was driving down the road today when I say a sign for fresh Amish cheese that read, “Made with real Amish milk.”
I didn’t even know you could milk the Amish.
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I wanted to make nachos, but my dad took the cheese.
He claimed it wasn’t mine.
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TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief.
His friends often remarked, “Hey, that’s not yo cheese.”
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A young French boy comes home with a wheel of cheese that he found.
His mother says, “Merci! Where did you find this Brillat-Savarin?”
The boy says, “No mommy, it’s nacho cheese.”
His mother says, “Are you sure? It says Brillat-Savarin on the label.”
“I know,” says the boy, “but when I found it, I heard a voice yell at me and say, ‘Hey, that’s nacho cheese!’”
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Why did the dog pour nacho cheese over people’s feet?
He wanted Dori-toes.
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When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese, I asked her where my cheese was.
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What did the nachos say to the cheese?
We were meant to bean.
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My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it’s literally just cheese with bacteria.
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
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What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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A detective walks into a party and asks the party goers, “Do you guys have any nacho cheese?”
The party goers respond, “No dip, Sherlock.”
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What is the moon’s favorite type of cheese?
Moon-zerella cheese!
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Which type of cheese do racehorses like best?
Masc-a-pony.
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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
“I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.”
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What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie.. or not to brie...
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Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” was his muffled reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away her bowl and started her grilled cheese sandwich.
“How was your day?” questioned the man from behind once again.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty, confused that this stranger would care.
“Did you pass the exam?” came the next question from behind.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says, “I’ll like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”
The librarian says, “Ma’am this is a library.”
So the blonde leans in and whispers, “I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”
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I hate when I’m on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a grilled bacon and cheese sandwich.
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Age is important only if you’re cheese and wine.
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I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
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It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, “Order!”
So I replied, “Fried chicken, mac and cheese, and cola.”
Now I’m being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
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