Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cartoon Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry?
Shrekspeare.
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Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the roadrunner.
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My coworker said that being blue is in his blood.
I asked him if he had been bitten by a smurf.
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Why did the Smurfs kick Papa Smurf out of their village?
He was giving them all the blues.
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It’s amazing that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent and still find time to be a crime-fighting turtle.
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What do you call a talking turtle?
A cartoon.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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Why did the bearded prince marry Rapunzel?
He wanted a hairytale ending.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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What is the moon’s favorite cartoon?
Lunar-toons.
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Yo mama so fat not even Superman can lift her.
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Where does Goku keep his ice cream?
In the Freiza.
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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.
The Lion stops licking his cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping his temples.
The Tinman stops licking his cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping his temples.
Dorothy stops licking her cone, yelling, “Ouch!” and gripping her temples.
The Scarecrow says, “What’s the matter with you guys?”
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My wife and I are going to be Carl and Ellie from Disney’s Up for Halloween.
I’ll dress up as an old guy and she’ll dress up as a tombstone.
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