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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnโt paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, โJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?โ
Little Johnny quickly replied, โNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!โ
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Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is:
โAm I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?โ
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In most cartoons I watched, characters were able to come back from near death by having water splashed on their face.
On a completely unrelated note, I am no longer allowed at funerals...
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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Disney is updating a childrenโs classic with a pandemic theme.
Itโs called โThe Never Ending Storyโ.
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My wife and I are going to be Carl and Ellie from Disneyโs Up for Halloween.
Iโll dress up as an old guy and sheโll dress up as a tombstone.
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Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe.
Heather says, โI got my ultrasound done yesterday. Iโm pregnant with triplets!โ
โI got mine done yesterday too,โ says Linda. โIโm pregnant with septuplets!โ
โI think Iโll get my ultrasound done next week,โ says Martha.
The three women chat some more.
Finally, Heather says, โI got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was โThe Three Little Pigsโ.โ
โI got Disney+ last month too,โ says Linda. โThe first movie I watched on it was โSnow White and the Seven Dwarfsโ.โ When Martha hears this, she instantly goes pale.
โItโs okay if you donโt have Disney+,โ says Heather.
โI do have it,โ says Martha. โItโs just that the first movie I watched on it was โ101 Dalmatiansโ.โ
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A man goes into the doctors and says, โDoctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf.โ
And the doctor says, โCan you describe the symptoms.โ
And he says, โYes, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair.โ
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