Enjoy our team's carefully selected Carrot Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did Bruno Mars bring to the Thanksgiving Potluck?
24 Karat cakes.
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Why was the Thanksgiving feast expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
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What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?
“I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!”
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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold.
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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Did you hear about the carpenter on a carrot farm who ran out of wood, so he had to start using carrots to make tables?
It turns out he wasn’t just good with wood, he was also good with vege tables.
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Which vegetable betrayed Jesus?
Judas Is-carrot.
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What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
Carrotee!
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Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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