Enjoy our team's carefully selected Carrot Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did Bruno Mars bring to the Thanksgiving Potluck?
24 Karat cakes.
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Why was the Thanksgiving feast expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
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What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?
“I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!”
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What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold.
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What’s the square root of Minecraft?
There are three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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Did you hear about the carpenter on a carrot farm who ran out of wood, so he had to start using carrots to make tables?
It turns out he wasn’t just good with wood, he was also good with vege tables.
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Which vegetable betrayed Jesus?
Judas Is-carrot.
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What’s a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
Carrotee!
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One snowman said to another, “I’d heard that carrots are very good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots...”
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Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
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Snowmen like carrot cake because it tastes like boogers.
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A rabbit walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you sell carrots?”
The pharmacist, surprised, responds, “No, this is a pharmacy.”
The rabbit leaves only to return the next day and ask the same question.
This time, the man responds, “As I said before, no. Go to a grocery store.”
Again, the rabbit leaves and returns the following day with the same question.
Annoyed, the pharmacist says, “Look, rabbit, for the last time, we do not sell carrots. If you ask this once more, I swear I will punch you in the face.”
On the next day, the rabbit returns and asks, “Do you sell carrots?”
Furious, the pharmacist punches the rabbit so hard that its teeth get completely shattered.
The rabbit leaves... and comes back the next day,
“Do ya seh cahot juys?”
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A guy walks into the doctor’s office.
A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril.
The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?”
The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
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