Enjoy our team's carefully selected Carrot Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Whatβs the square root of Minecraft?
Thereβs three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
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What do you call a ginger kid whoβs good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid.
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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
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Did you hear about the carpenter on a carrot farm who ran out of wood, so he had to start using carrots to make tables?
It turns out he wasnβt just good with wood, he was also good with Vege Tables.
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Which vegetable betrayed Jesus?
Judas Is-carrot.
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Whatβs a Vegetableβs favorite martial art?
Carrotee!
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One snowman said to another, βIβd heard that carrots are very good for your eyes, but all I can see are carrots...β
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Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
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I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was, βI bet a donut wouldnβt have done this to me.β
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Snowmen like carrot cake because it tastes like boogers.
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A rabbit walks into a pharmacy and asks, βDo you sell carrots?β
The pharmacist, surprised, responds, βNo, this is a pharmacy.β
The rabbit leaves only to return the next day and ask the same question.
This time, the man responds, βAs I said before, no. Go to a grocery store.β
Again, the rabbit leaves and returns the following day with the same question.
Annoyed, the pharmacist says, βLook, rabbit, for the last time, we do not sell carrots. If you ask this once more, I swear I will punch you in the face.β
On the next day, the rabbit returns and asks, βDo you sell carrots?β
Furious, the pharmacist punches the rabbit so hard that its teeth get completely shattered.
The rabbit leaves... and comes back the next day,
βDo ya seh cahot juys?β
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A guy walks into the doctorβs office.
A carrot stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a mushroom stuck in one nostril.
The man says, βDoc, this is terrible. Whatβs wrong with me?β
The doctor says, βWell, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.β
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