Cannibal Jokes

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Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a balanced meal.

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Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes.

Then they are each given a final request.

The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible.

His request is granted, and they poison him.

The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family.

This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes.

Now it is the third man’s turn.

He asks for a fork.

The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.

As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, β€œTo hell with your canoes!”

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other, β€œDoes this taste funny to you?”

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First cannibal: β€œI can’t find anything to eat!”

Second cannibal: β€œBut the jungle’s full of people.”

First cannibal: β€œYes, but they’re all very unsavory.”

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I went to a cannibal restaurant last night.

It cost $50 a head.

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Why are cannibals so angry?

They’re fed up with people.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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