Camel Jokes



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Camel Jokes


Three soccer playersβ€”one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenalβ€”are lost in the desert.

They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what.

So the guy from Manchester says, β€œWell, since I’m from ManCHESTer, I’ll get the chest.

The player from Liverpool goes, β€œWell, in that case I'll eat the liver.

Then guy from ARSEnal says, β€œI’m not hungry...”

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My girlfriend asked me, β€œWhen we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”

I told her, β€œDon’t be silly. It would take ages to get there.”

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What’s the difference between me and a camel?

A camel can work all week without drinking, I can drink all week without working.

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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.

An Arab approaches the husband, saying, β€œI’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”

After a long silence, the husband says, β€œShe’s not for sale.”

The indignant wife says, β€œWhat took you so long to answer?”

The husband replied, β€œI was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”

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Where does a camel go after he’s eaten his main course?

To the desert trolley.

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How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?

Ask them if they want one hump or two.

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Husband: β€œIt says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”

Wife: β€œIsn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”

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A little-known fact is that Sir Lancelot raised a lot of sheep in his later years to make a living.

But once he got to Egypt he opened his own camel lot.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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Where do you park a camel?

At the Camelot.

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How do camels hide from predators?

Camel-flage.

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