Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cake Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call an Irish guy coming back with more cakes?
Flanagan.
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What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda.
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What did Bruno Mars bring to the Thanksgiving Potluck?
24 Karat cakes.
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Why did the 30-year-old throw a party with only one candle on the cake?
They didn’t want to set off the fire alarm with all those candles!
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What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
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They say today is Pi Day.
But for me, it will always be cake day!
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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
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Today I’m making fish cakes covered in bread crumbs.
It will be a challenge because I’ve never been covered in breadcrumbs before.
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How do you know you’re old?
It’s your birthday, and there are more candles than cake.
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought, “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?
At sundae school.
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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool!
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What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
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Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?
Birthday cake!
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An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment.
They are wanted for dessertion.
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Snowmen like carrot cake because it tastes like boogers.
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Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
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Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat a birthday cake?
They always forget to take off the candles.
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