Cake Jokes

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Cake Jokes

Why did the 30-year-old throw a party with only one candle on the cake?

They didn’t want to set off the fire alarm with all those candles!

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.

I took one bite and said, β€œIt’s stale, mate.”

He seemed surprised and said, β€œNo, mate.”

I handed it to him and said, β€œCheck mate.”

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

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An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy.

After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him.

After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.

The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.

The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, β€œMother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.”

β€œMy God,” says his mother. β€œYou can speak?”

To which the German boy replies, β€œOf course.”

β€œHow come you’ve never spoken before?” asks his father.

β€œWell,” says the boy, β€œup until now, everything has been satisfactory.”

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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought, β€œThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.”

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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?

At sundae school.

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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

You’re cool!

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What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?

What’s eating you?

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Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?

Birthday cake!

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An ice cream, a creme brulee and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment.

They are wanted for dessertion.

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I love Valentine’s Day: the bottle of wine, the heart-shaped ice cream cake...

Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching YouTube videos.

Good times.

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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, β€œThat’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

β€œWhy should it?” answered her spouse. β€œI keep telling them it’s for you.”

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Snowmen like carrot cake because it tastes like boogers.

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Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

β€œExcuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,” he said politely, β€œbut I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.”

β€œThat’s right.”

β€œEvery day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake.”

β€œWell, today is his birthday.”

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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?

Because there is a hole in one.

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Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat a birthday cake?

They always forget to take off the candles.

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