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Cake Jokes


What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?

Bicarbonate of Yoda.

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œPudding.โ€

โ€œPudding, who?โ€

โ€œPudding candles on your birthday cake!โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œIvana.โ€

โ€œIvana, who?โ€

โ€œIvana piece of your birthday cake.โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œAnita.โ€

โ€œAnita, who?โ€

โ€œAnita piece of that birthday cake!โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œUriah.โ€

โ€œUriah, who?โ€

โ€œKeep Uriah on the birthday cake, itโ€™s about to be lit!โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œCandice.โ€

โ€œCandice, who?โ€

โ€œCandice be the birthday cake? Iโ€™m starving!โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œLettuce.โ€

โ€œLettuce, who?โ€

โ€œLettuce eat cake, itโ€™s your birthday!โ€

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Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€

โ€œBacon.โ€

โ€œBacon, who?โ€

โ€œBacon a cake for your birthday.โ€

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What did Bruno Mars bring to the Thanksgiving Potluck?

24 Karat cakes.

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Why did the 30-year-old throw a party with only one candle on the cake?

They didnโ€™t want to set off the fire alarm with all those candles!

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.

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I bought a chessboard cake from the bakerโ€™s today.

I took one bite and said, โ€œItโ€™s stale, mate.โ€

He seemed surprised and said, โ€œNo, mate.โ€

I handed it to him and said, โ€œCheck mate.โ€

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

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An English couple decided to adopt a little German boy.

After two years, the child doesnโ€™t speak and his parents start to worry about him.

After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word.

The English couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they throw him a party and make him a chocolate cake with orange icing.

The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, โ€œMother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.โ€

โ€œMy God,โ€ says his mother. โ€œYou can speak?โ€

To which the German boy replies, โ€œOf course.โ€

โ€œHow come youโ€™ve never spoken before?โ€ asks his father.

โ€œWell,โ€ says the boy, โ€œup until now, everything has been satisfactory.โ€

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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought, โ€œThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.โ€

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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?

At sundae school.

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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

Youโ€™re cool!

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What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?

Whatโ€™s eating you?

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Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?

Birthday cake!

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An ice cream, a creme brulee and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment.

They are wanted for dessertion.

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I love Valentineโ€™s Day: the bottle of wine, the heart-shaped ice cream cake...

Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching YouTube videos.

Good times.

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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, โ€œThatโ€™s the fourth time youโ€™ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesnโ€™t it embarrass you?โ€

โ€œWhy should it?โ€ answered her spouse. โ€œI keep telling them itโ€™s for you.โ€

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Snowmen like carrot cake because it tastes like boogers.

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Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

โ€œExcuse me for disturbing you, maโ€™am,โ€ he said politely, โ€œbut I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and Iโ€™ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s right.โ€

โ€œEvery day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake.โ€

โ€œWell, today is his birthday.โ€

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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?

Because there is a hole in one.

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Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat a birthday cake?

They always forget to take off the candles.

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