Café Puns



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Café Puns


Just had lunch at the Pelican Café.

The food was good but the bill was enormous!

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Why was the T-Rex Cafe always hiring?

No matter what, they always seemed a bit short handed.

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I want to open a Star Wars themed café that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.

I am going to call it Boba Fetish.

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A guy walks into a café and orders a coffee to go.

The coffee gets up and leaves.

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Why did the computer go to a cyber café?

Because it needed a byte to eat.

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When I went to my favorite Irish café after years...

I felt deja brew all over again.

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Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Café?

Chocolate Moose.

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What do you call a fire at the Internet café?

An e-mergency.

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Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a Nest-cafe.

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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the café?

A goa-tea.

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