Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cactus Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the cactus join the orchestra?
Because it could play the prickle-o.
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What did the little cacti say to the big cactus when they were running away?
“Cactus if you can!”
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What do you call it when a whole bunch of cacti fall over?
A cac-tas-trophy.
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Never go on a date with a cactus.
They’ll spike your drink.
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What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
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I am sweating like a cactus in a greenhouse.
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What is a cactus’s favorite Minions movie?
Des-prick-able Me.
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A blind man walks into a bar...
And a wall, and a tree, and a cactus.
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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-a.
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What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?
A porcupine.
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What do you call a lot of cactus?
A cac-ton.
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I ate a cactus today...
It had a sharp taste.
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Me: “How much for the goth cucumber?”
Clerk: “That’s a cactus.”
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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?
He has an Asgard.
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What do you call a gender-confused cactus that relocates to another country?
A trans plant.
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The cactus is talking to his wife.
Wife: “You’re so selfish. You have to remember that it’s cact-US.”
Cactus: “Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I.”
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The bad news is I dropped my cactus today.
The worse news is that I caught it.
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