Cactus Jokes



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Cactus Jokes


What are cactuses favorite Minion’s movie?

Des-prick-able Me.

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A blind man walks into a bar...

And a wall, and a tree, and a cactus.

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What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?

A megalo-sore-a.

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What do you call a pig stuck in a cactus?

A porcupine.

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton.

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I ate a cactus today...

It had a sharp taste.

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Me: β€œHow much for the goth cucumber?”

Clerk: β€œThat’s a cactus.”

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard.

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What do you call a gender-confused cactus that relocates to another country?

A trans plant.

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The cactus is talking to his wife.

Wife: β€œYou’re so selfish. You have to remember that it’s cact-US.”

Cactus: β€œActually, the plural of cactus is catc-I.”

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The bad news is I dropped my cactus today.

The worse news is that I caught it.

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