Butterfly Jokes



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Butterfly Jokes


I got caught smuggling insects I was anxious.

My heart began to race and I had butterflies in my stomach.

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What did the nervous spider say to the audience?

β€œForgive me, guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”

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My wife said, β€œDid you know butterflies only live for one day?”

I said, β€œThat’s a myth.”

She said, β€œNo, it’s definitely a butterfly.”

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I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.

A few days later it had turned into a spider.

Natures amazing.

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A fly just fell into my butter.

Now it’s a butterfly.

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3 men talk about their wives.

The first one says, β€œMy wife is like a butterflyβ€”so delicate and pretty.”

The second one, β€œMine is like a baby deerβ€”beautiful and gracious.”

After a moment of silence the third one goes, β€œNow that I think about it mine doesn’t look much human either.”

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I saw a butterfly with no wings today.

I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned.

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

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