Enjoy our team's carefully selected Butterfly Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I got caught smuggling insects I was anxious.
My heart began to race and I had butterflies in my stomach.
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What did the nervous spider say to the audience?
“Forgive me, guys, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.”
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My wife said, “Did you know butterflies only live for one day?”
I said, “That’s a myth.”
She said, “No, it’s definitely a butterfly.”
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I went out the other day and there was a butterfly wrapped up in a web.
A few days later it had turned into a spider.
Natures amazing.
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A fly just fell into my butter.
Now it’s a butterfly.
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3 men talk about their wives.
The first one says, “My wife is like a butterfly—so delicate and pretty.”
The second one, “Mine is like a baby deer—beautiful and gracious.”
After a moment of silence the third one goes, “Now that I think about it mine doesn’t look much human either.”
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I saw a butterfly with no wings today.
I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned.
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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
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