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Burger Jokes


Why was the burger sad?

Because he had the blue cheese.

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One day, I watched my father grilling burgers.

When they were done, he handed me one telling me it was a bison burger.

He then left, and never came back.

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A guy is sitting outside on a bench eating a burger when a woman comes out of a Subway store with a salad bowl.

She walks over to the guy and angrily says to him, β€œYou know, a cow died somewhere, so you could enjoy that burger. What do you think of that, hmm?”

As quick as a flash, he looks up at her and replies, β€œIt’s a shame for sure, but maybe if you weren’t eating its food, that cow might have lived.”

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A hot dog and a hamburger are having a drink at the bar.

The hot dog says, β€œI’ve got some bad news for you and I can either sugarcoat it or give it to you straight.”

The hamburger replies, β€œPlease, beef frank.”

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hot dog?

He relished it.

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A hot dog and a hamburger walk into a bar.

The bartender immediately tells them, β€œI’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

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I go to the store and buy ten hot dogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas.

If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?

No self-control.

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What did the French Fry say to the Hamburger?

I guess that’s a wrap!

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A blonde enters a library.

She goes to the counter and says, β€œI’ll like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”

The librarian says, β€œMa’am this is a library.”

So the blonde leans in and whispers, β€œI’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

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