Bunny Jokes
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What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A Cold dog on a bun.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
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The father was telling his son a bedtime story.
Father: “Once upon a time there was a white bunny...”
Son: “Jeez, dad it’s boring, what about science fiction?”
“Ok, Ok,” said the father. “Once upon a time there was a bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...”
Son: “Dad, a little more grown up!”
“Do you promise me not to tell your mom?” asked the father.
Son: “I swear!”
Father: “Ok. Once upon a time there was a naked bunny...”
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What do you call a chocolate Easter Bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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Public Service Announcement:
“If you get a new baby bunny for Easter, it is not laying little brown chocolate eggs”
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Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?
A bugs bunny.
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At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap.
When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move, he just stared.
“Don’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?”, I asked.
“No!”, he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”
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