Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bug Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Arnold Schwarzenegger no longer kills people and now only kills bugs.
He’s an exterminator.
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Every summer I get bit by exactly one thousand twenty-four bugs.
My wife told me to get over it because it was just one byte.
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Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug?
She gave birth in the spring.
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What do you call a bug that hesitates before biting something?
A nervous tick.
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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever is bugging them.
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People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
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Where do bugs get off the train?
At the infestation.
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Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it’s full of bugs.
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What do heroes like Spider-Man and Ant-Man have in common?
They bug the villains!
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What did Bruce Banner say to Spider-Man?
Don’t bug me!
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Scientists experimented on a rabbit and a bug, guess what they get?
A bugs bunny.
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