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Buffalo Jokes


An Indian walks into a cafΓ© with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He says to the waiter, β€œMe want coffee.”

The waiter says, β€œSure chief, coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning, the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, β€œMe want coffee.”

The waiter says, β€œWhoa, Tonto. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says, β€œMe in training for upper management: come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day.”

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Passenger: β€œOne ticket to New York, please.”

Bus driver: β€œBy way of Buffalo?”

Passenger: β€œNo, by bus!”

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What do you call a male buffalo?

A buffellow.

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What if a buffalo and baboon mated?

Their child would be a real buffoon.

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What do we learn from cows, buffaloes, and elephants?

It’s impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads and walking.

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A ranger was assigned the task of hunting buffalo. He hired an aboriginal scout to assist him. They set out on their expedition to find buffalo.

After a while, the scout dismounts, places his ear to the ground, and says, β€œHumm, buffalo come.”

The ranger looks around with his binoculars but sees nothing.

β€œI see nothing,” he says to the scout, β€œhow do you know buffalo are coming?”

β€œEar sticky,” says the scout.

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How do bison stay fit?

They do buffalo bells at the gym.

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What do you call a 200-year-old Buffalo?

A bison-tennial.

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I had a bison steak at a restaurant recently.

When I finished, I asked the waiter for the buffalo bill.

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What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?

Bison.

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