Brick Jokes



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Brick Jokes


What did a brick say to a wall?

β€œI’ve got your back!”

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My history textbook says that the Pharaoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could’ve just used bricks or something.

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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they don’t know what to make of it.

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I went to the DIY store the other week and asked in which section I could find tools, bricks and tiles.

The guy said they were under Construction.

I asked when they would be finished.

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What does a fish say when it hits a brick wall?

Dam.

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My local store sells clothes made of bricks.

It’s a hardware store.

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What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

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Agency: β€œSir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?”

MD: β€œPut about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room and close the door, leave them alone, and come back after a few hours and analyze the situation:

1. If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts department.

2. If they are recounting the bricks, put them in Auditing.

3. If they messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

4. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

5. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

6. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

7. If they broke the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

8. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

9. If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

10. If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.

11. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. And...

12. If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

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Student: β€œ503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?”

Teacher: β€œ502.”

Student: β€œHow do you put an elephant in a fridge?”

Teacher: β€œNo you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!”

Student: β€œJust open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.”

Student: β€œHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”

Teacher: β€œOpen the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.”

Student: β€œNo! Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.”

Student: β€œThe Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?”

Teacher: β€œThe lion?”

Student: β€œNo! The giraffe because he’s in a fridge.”

Student: β€œSally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?”

Teacher: β€œSally stepped on the alligator's mouth?”

Student: β€œThe gators are at the party.”

Student: β€œBut Sally dies anyway. Why?”

Teacher: β€œShe drowned?!”

Student: β€œNo! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.”

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