Breaking up Jokes



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Breaking up Jokes


What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

You deserve butter.

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Why did the influenza virus break up with its girlfriend?

She was too cold to him.

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Why did the meteor break up with Uranus?

It felt like it was crashing and burning.

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Why did the moon break up with Uranus?

It wanted someone with a brighter personality.

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I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn’t like Star Trek.

I told her I need some space.

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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?

Because they were always spread too thin.

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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?

Because it was too clingy.

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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?

Because she needed some space.

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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging out with her friends.

She said, β€œYes!”

I said, β€œGood, because I’m breaking up with you.”

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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?

Because he was toxic!

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