Enjoy our team's carefully selected Breaking up Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How would Ariana Grande break up with her boyfriend on Thanksgiving?
“Thank you, next.”
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What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
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Why did the influenza virus break up with its girlfriend?
She was too cold to him.
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Why did the meteor break up with Uranus?
It felt like it was crashing and burning.
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Why did the moon break up with Uranus?
It wanted someone with a brighter personality.
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I had to break up with my girlfriend, she doesn’t like Star Trek.
I told her I need some space.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly break up?
Because they were always spread too thin.
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Why did the jelly break up with the peanut butter?
Because it was too clingy.
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Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging out with her friends.
She said, “Yes!”
I said, “Good, because I’m breaking up with you.”
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Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was toxic!
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