Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bread Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call bread baked by a poet?
Poet-rye.
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What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of bread?
Gas-tly sourdough.
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Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
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Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?
Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.
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Today I’m making fish cakes covered in bread crumbs.
It will be a challenge because I’ve never been covered in breadcrumbs before.
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
Can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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What’s the lazy baker’s favorite recipe?
Loaf bread.
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What do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.
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How do dogs make sandwiches?
With purebred.
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What did the butter say to the bread?
“I’m on a roll!”
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What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a flatbread?
Pita Parker.
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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?
“If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.”
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What do cops call it when they’re called out to the local donut bakery?
Bread Alert!
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Bread is like the Sun:
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
By the time she got home, it was toast!
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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