Puns About Bread
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bread Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
Can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
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What’s the lazy baker’s favorite recipe?
Loaf bread.
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What do elves make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.
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How do dogs make sandwiches?
With purebred.
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What did the butter say to the bread?
“I’m on a roll!”
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What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a flatbread?
Pita Parker.
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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?
“If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.”
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What do cops call it when they’re called out to the local donut bakery?
Bread Alert!
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Bread is like the Sun:
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?
By the time she got home, it was toast!
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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