Puns About Bread



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Bread Puns


What do you call bread baked by a poet?

Poet-rye.

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What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

You deserve butter.

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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of bread?

Gas-tly sourdough.

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Why was the bread actor so unhappy?

She lost out on a juicy roll.

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Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight?

Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.

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Today I’m making fish cakes covered in bread crumbs.

It will be a challenge because I’ve never been covered in breadcrumbs before.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...

Can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?

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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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What’s the lazy baker’s favorite recipe?

Loaf bread.

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What do elves make sandwiches with?

Shortbread.

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How do dogs make sandwiches?

With purebred.

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What did the butter say to the bread?

β€œI’m on a roll!”

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What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a flatbread?

Pita Parker.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

β€œIf I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole.”

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What do cops call it when they’re called out to the local donut bakery?

Bread Alert!

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Bread is like the Sun:

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?

Thoroughbred.

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What happened after the mom purchased a loaf of bread from Albertsons?

By the time she got home, it was toast!

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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.

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