Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bowling Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
New Jersey.
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What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
“I was framed!”
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After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open...
We finally got the ball rolling.
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Bowlers do not make good employees.
This is because 80% of the time, they are always going on strike.
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Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
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What is a bad bowler’s favorite holiday?
Thanksgiving because they finally get a turkey.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Yo head is so big if it were a bowling ball, score a strike every time.
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Have you ever seen how they throw the ball into the crowd after winning the game?
I found out that this is frowned upon in bowling.
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I went bowling once. I threw the ball down the lane and got a strike.
The result was that I am now banned from the swimming pool.
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What is the 7th pin in bowling called?
Mother-In-Law!
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What’s a bowling ball’s favorite sweet?
Skittles!
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Why do football players struggle at bowling?
Because they had a hard time kicking the ball!
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Where do dead bowling pins go?
To the pit of doom!
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What do you call a triumphant procession held by the bowling pins?
A perfect strike.
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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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What did the bowling ball say to the other ball?
“Don’t stop me now; I’m on a roll!”
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What did the bowling ball say to the balling pins on being overused?
Go on a strike.
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Why did the man reach the bowling alley before his friends?
To get the ball rolling.
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Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
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Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.
It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.
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I wanted to go bowling, but the pins were on strike.
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Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
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My friend told me that onions were the only things that could make him cry.
So I threw a bowling ball at him to prove him wrong.
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Thought I would be fine having another drink. Woke up later in an alley.
Then, the bowling ball hit me.
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Yo momma’s nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
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