Enjoy our team's carefully selected Boomer Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a 60-year-old who hasn’t reached puberty?
A late boomer.
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I started a dating site for older people.
OK Boomer.
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Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?
Because they’re afraid of change.
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Why do Baby Boomers always pay by cheque?
Because they hate change.
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Today I asked my daughter for a phone book.
She said, “You’re such a boomer,” and handed me her phone.
So, now, the spiders are dead, my daughter’s phone is broken and she’s really mad at me.
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My dad called. He said he’s coming back home after all these years.
The Boomer rang.
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How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.
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Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”
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