Enjoy our team's carefully selected Book Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
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I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to drag-on and on.
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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.
All Dante.
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I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.
It never got published.
It was all in vein.
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Why did Uranus get kicked out of the library?
It was talking too much gas-babble.
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Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy?
It was the wicked witch of rest.
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I wrote a novel about religious women.
The library put it in the nun fiction section.
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How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?
With Dementos.
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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
Why so Sirius?
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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The Dinosorcerer.
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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?
He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records.
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What do aliens like to read?
Comet books!
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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?
Hairy Potter.
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The astronauts were pretty upset there was no Wi-Fi on the moon, they wanted to update their spacebook status!
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Why are books about mushrooms so confusing?
They have too many different morels.
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