Book Puns



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Book Puns


I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to drag-on and on.

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I like my pasta the way I like my medieval Italian literature.

All Dante.

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I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.

It never got published.

It was all in vein.

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Why did Uranus get kicked out of the library?

It was talking too much gas-babble.

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Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy?

It was the wicked witch of rest.

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I wrote a novel about religious women.

The library put it in the nun fiction section.

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How do Death Eaters freshen their breath?

With Dementos.

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What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?

Why so Sirius?

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Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?

Nobody nose.

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What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The Dinosorcerer.

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Did you hear about the alien who flew a spaceship from Neptune to Uranus in just 3 minutes and 21 seconds?

He’s listed in the Guinness Book Of Out-Of-This-World Records.

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What do aliens like to read?

Comet books!

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What did the man with a beard call his pottery shop?

Hairy Potter.

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The astronauts were pretty upset there was no Wi-Fi on the moon, they wanted to update their spacebook status!

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Why are books about mushrooms so confusing?

They have too many different morels.

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