Bombing Jokes

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Bombing Jokes

Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as β€œThe bomb” is not okay.

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Those soldiers thought they could blow up that submarine with their bomb...

But they needed to sea mine.

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What are bombing instructors in Jihad camps getting tired of hearing?

β€œOK Boomer!”

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Terrorists in Baghdad recently blew up a drainage system.

Police there are calling it a sewer-side bombing.

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What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?

An ambulance!

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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.

The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, β€œEnglander, your arm is infected with gangrene, we must cut it off.”

The English prisoner said, β€œWell, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing.”

The German replied, β€œYeah, that will not be a problem.”

A few weeks later, the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off.

The Englishman says, β€œWell, could drop it over England like you did last time.”

β€œYeah, that will be done,” says the German.

The next day, the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off.

Once again, the Brit says, β€œWell, could you do the same as before?”

The German replies, β€œYeah.”

The next day, the German tells him they have to cut his other leg.

β€œWell,” begins the Brit, β€œcould you just...”

The German snapped, β€œNo! We think you are trying to escape!”

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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.

This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

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