Enjoy our team's carefully selected Boat Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
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I was saddened to learn that my cousin was run over by a boat in Venice today.
I sent his family my gondolances.
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I bought a boat, and named it “The Unpaid Intern”.
So now I tell people I have an unpaid intern-ship.
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of boats?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.
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What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
The crews were marooned.
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Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?
So when they come back to port they can...
Scandinavian.
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There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
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What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?
Ogreboard.
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Started working from home recently building boats in my attic...
Sails are through the roof.
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What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
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