Blue Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Blue Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
The crews were marooned.
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My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it’s literally just cheese with bacteria.
I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
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Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic?
It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
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Purple is my favorite color!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?
He has a red sticker on his bumper that says “If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast”.
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I never drink beer with an orange slice in it.
Except once in a Blue Moon.
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I told my Dr. I only smoke once every blue moon...
The problem is my refrigerator is full of them.
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Did you see the moon this evening?
It’s absolutely blue-tiful!
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What is blue and lies under a mushroom?
Smurf poop.
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Daisy: “Why do you have two different colored socks on? One’s blue, but the other is green.”
Little Johnny: “I’m not sure. It’s weird. There was another pair exactly like this one at home.”
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