Black Friday Jokes



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Black Friday Jokes


I was too lazy to go out shopping today, so to make it feel like Black Friday, I punched a few family members while online shopping.

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Who profits the most on Black Friday?

The folks who were smart enough to stay home.

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All this spending on Black Friday.

Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too.

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It’s Black Friday, and people are lining up around the block at the local Best Buy.

The people in the line beat up a well-dressed man who comes to the front of the line. He attempts it again and is knocked down.

He then mutters, β€œIf people will be like that, I’m not opening the store.”

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Why do shoppers feel like cranberry sauce on Black Friday?

They get bruised, battered and squished into pulp trying to get to the bargain bin.

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December 26th is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand and Australia.

Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the US?

Black Friday.

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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.

The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.

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It’s Black Friday, and mall is packed with shoppers, and Steve can’t find his wife.

Steve goes up to a very attractive woman and says, β€œExcuse me, can you help me? I can’t see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The attrative woman replies, β€œWhy?”

Steve replies, β€œBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife materialises out of thin air.”

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Black Friday came earlier this year for me...

My TV was stolen.

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I farted in the Apple Store on Black Friday and everyone got pissed at me.

Not my fault they don’t have Windows.

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Black Friday – the day when people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need.

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Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday?

At home by not going out.

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