Enjoy our team's carefully selected Birthday Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents!
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You’re gourdgeous!
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You’re a wiener!
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Hot dog, it’s your birthday!
Let’s be Frank, you’re probably planning to party your buns off, so go ahead – don’t be a weenie!
Relish every moment of your celebration!
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What to give a man who’s got everything?
A woman. She’ll tell him how everything works.
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Why did the teen get a grooming kit for his birthday?
It was his shaventeenth birthday.
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It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!
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What is a monster’s favorite part of a birthday celebration?
I scream.
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What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?
Have an ice day!
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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool!
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What did the ice cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?
What’s eating you?
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Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day!
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Which ice cream flavor is always celebrating?
Birthday cake!
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How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?
“Hope your birthday is gelato fun!”
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My brother wanted a dinosaur as a gift for his birthday.
Then I told him, “They’re all extinct.”
Hearing that, he said, “No, I don’t want a stinky dinosaur.”
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How do you wish a mushroom a happy birthday?
Happy birthday to a real fungi!
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Why does the mushroom always get invited to birthday parties?
He’s a fun-gi.
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Not to be Mushy but since it is your birthday I just want to say: I think you are the most Fungiing awesome mom, you are cute as a Button, you put in the fun in Fungus, you have always been there for Morel support, and you are like a Truffle—hard to find and incredibly valuable.
You are the Champion of Moms! I mean I turned out alright, not to toot my own Trumpet.
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What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday!
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Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
Because there is a hole in one.
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Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
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Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat a birthday cake?
They always forget to take off the candles.
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