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Biology Jokes


A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, β€œYou are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog is thrilled, β€œThis is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

β€œNo,” says his advisor, β€œin her biology class.”

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I’ve studied Basic Human Anatomy so much.

I know it like the back of my hand.

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What language is anatomy in?

Body language.

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What’s a cow’s favorite TV drama?

Graze Anatomy.

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I’m studying Human Anatomy.

It’s a polite way of saying β€œI’m watching people”.

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I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body.

Anatomy and Fizzyology.

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After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam...

The answers were inside me the entire time.

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Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.

He comes upon a question:

What separates the head from the body?

Ahmed answers:

The axe.

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I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.

He said, β€œI’m your mum!”

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During a biology exam, a student has to list three pros of breast milk.

He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:

– Contains all the nutrients a baby needs.

– Doesn’t need heating.

But he still needs one more.

And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:

– Has great packaging.

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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, β€œNow I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.”

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, β€œThat’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”

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