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How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam?
An itsy bitsy book.
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says his advisor, “in her biology class.”
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I’ve studied Basic Human Anatomy so much.
I know it like the back of my hand.
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What language is anatomy in?
Body language.
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What’s a cow’s favorite TV drama?
Graze Anatomy.
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I’m studying Human Anatomy.
It’s a polite way of saying “I’m watching people”.
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I just signed up for the new college course about the effects of drinking soda on the body.
Anatomy and Fizzyology.
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After failing my first 2 exams, I just got an A on my third Anatomy exam...
The answers were inside me the entire time.
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Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework.
He comes upon a question:
What separates the head from the body?
Ahmed answers:
The axe.
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I told my dad I couldn’t believe I’d failed my biology exam.
He said, “I’m your mum!”
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During a biology exam, a student has to list three pros of breast milk.
He’s unprepared, but starts looking for common sense answers and writes down:
– Contains all the nutrients a baby needs.
– Doesn’t need heating.
But he still needs one more.
And just as the time is about to run out, the student writes:
– Has great packaging.
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The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I’ll show you this frog in my pocket.”
He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.
He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That’s funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch.”
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