Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bike Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They are full of cycle paths.
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I banged my bike against the wall today.
It was wheelie unfortunate.
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If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
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I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it.
I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore, which is understandable.
The bike was already retired.
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I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
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I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
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While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm.
I decided to cyclone.
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What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?
A re-cyclist.
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I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels. Guess what?
It woo-den start.
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