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Have you heard about the new game getting released?
Itโs AI is 20 years ahead of itโs time, the graphics are truly real life, it has an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible.
Itโs called โGo outside and ride your bike!โ.
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. Heโs got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, โWhatโs in the bags?โ
โSand,โ answered Juan.
The guard says, โWeโll just see about that, get off the bike!โ
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.
He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.
The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the manโs shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
The next day, the same thing happens.
The guard asks, โWhat have you got?โ
โSand,โ says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for a year.
Finally, Juan doesnโt show up one day and the guard later meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
โHey, Buddy,โ says the guard, โI know you are smuggling something. Itโs driving me crazy. Itโs all I think about. I canโt sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?โ
Juan sips his beer and says, โBicycles.โ
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Mickey was walking home one day and saw Goofy also walking home, except Goofy was carrying his bicycle.
Mickey asked, โGoofy, why are you carrying your bicycle?โ
Goofy replied, โBecause it is too tired to walk.โ
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Two engineering students were crossing campus when one asked the other, โWhere did you get such a great bike?โ
The second engineer replied, โWell, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, โTake what you want.โ
The second engineer nodded approvingly, โGood choice, the clothes probably wouldnโt have fit you.โ
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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?
A re-cyclist.
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Some cyclists are like clowns:
They dress funny.
They donโt follow any rules.
If anything bad happens to them, everyone laughs at them.
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What do a cyclist and a politician have in common?
Both demand you respect them, but donโt want to follow the same rules as you.
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Iโm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment.
I tried it once and I killed a cyclist.
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Why was the cyclists right arm shorter than his left?
Because once he left his right turn signal on.
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Me and my friend were riding on my motorcycle on a particularly windy day when we saw a cyclist in front of us, pedaling in the middle of the road, with a car honking furiously behind him.
So we drove over and asked the guy, โWhy donโt you move to the side and let the car overtake you?โ
The guy replied, โI am trying!โ
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A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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A guy sees his mother-in-law riding a bicycle.
โWhere are you going?โ he asks.
โTo the cemetery,โ she replies.
Guy: โAnd who is going to return the bike?โ
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of feminine product, and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, โSon, how old are you?โ
โEight,โ the boy replied.
The man continued, โDo you know what these are used for?โ
The boy replied, โNot exactly, but they arenโt for me. Theyโre for him. Heโs my brother. Heโs four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he canโt do either.โ
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I got a wooden bike with wooden handles and wheels. Guess what?
It woo-den start.
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