Enjoy our team's carefully selected Big Nose Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My friend was ill and had a runny nose she couldnβt fix.
I suggested, βBreak its legs.β
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My dad once told me that it is not the size of the nose that matters but what is inside it.
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The only clan thing you find in a well cleaned big nose is fingerprints.
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If cows laughed, milk would come out of their noses. I guess thatβs why they moo.
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The best way to keep a skunk from smelling is to hold its nose.
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Why was the man with the big nose sad?
He could really smell his feet!
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Whatβs the worst thing about having a big nose?
Birds are always perching on it!
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Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool, people think itβs a shark!
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Why do anteaterβs never get colds?
Because their noses are full of anty-bodies!
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Whatβs worse than having a big nose?
Having a big nose and tiny hands!
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