Jokes About Big Nose

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My friend was ill and had a runny nose she couldn’t fix.

I suggested, “Break its legs.”

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My dad once told me that it is not the size of the nose that matters but what is inside it.

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The only clan thing you find in a well cleaned big nose is fingerprints.

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If cows laughed, milk would come out of their noses. I guess that’s why they moo.

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The best way to keep a skunk from smelling is to hold its nose.

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Why was the man with the big nose sad?

He could really smell his feet!

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What’s the worst thing about having a big nose?

Birds are always perching on it!

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Your nose is so big that when you lie on your back in the pool, people think it’s a shark!

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Why do anteater’s never get colds?

Because their noses are full of anty-bodies!

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What’s worse than having a big nose?

Having a big nose and tiny hands!

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