Enjoy our team's carefully selected Big Ear Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the guy with big ears say when his boss asked if he could have a word with him?
“I’m all ears.”
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Your ears are so big your parents put you on the roof to see which way the wind is blowing.
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Your ears are so big if I blew a hairdryer in your face you’d take off.
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A nervous man with a wooden eye is alone at a dance. He’s to poor to afford a proper eye, so he’s really insecure about it and has trouble talking to women.
At the dance he sees this pretty looking lady also standing alone across the room. He notices she has these kind of big ears, so he thinks maybe he has a shot with her.
He walks over and asks her if she’d like to dance.
She says excitedly, “Would I? Would I?”
He says, “Aw, get lost then, you big-eared cow!”
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Son: “Mom! Mom! The mean kids keep saying I have big ears!”
Mom: “Oh really? I’ll talk to them. Where are they?”
Son: “In the next town over!”
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Yo mama’s ears are so big she can hear what I’m thinking.
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Yo mama’s ears are so big she can hear sign language.
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What do you call people with big ears?
Nothing, they might hear you.
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Your ears are so big you don’t need a parachute when you go base jumping.
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Your ears are so big you use shower heads as earbuds.
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Your ears are so big you don’t need an alarm clock.
You can hear the sun come up in the morning.
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