Bengal Jokes

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Bengal Jokes

Bengali: “My grandfather lived for 96 years and he never used glasses.”

Me: “Yes, I know, some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle.”

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Shibram once borrowed 100 INR from his neighbour Rambabu promising to repay on the following Sunday.

When that repayment day came, he borrowed 100 INR from another neighbour—Shyambabu—to repay Rambabu’s loan.

Next Sunday he again borrowed from Rambabu to pay Shyambabu’s loan.

This thing went on for some weeks.

Then one day Shibram called his two neighbours and explained that, “Look, for the last few weeks I’ve been taking money from one of you and giving it to the other alternately. Now it’s enough. Let me get rid of this. Why don’t you guys do it yourselves?”

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What do you call a Bengali who works?

A work of fiction.

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Why did the Bengal cat bring a life jacket to the pool?

Because it wanted to make a splash.

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Two retired British Army officers are speaking.

1st officer: “Say, old chap, did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by a Bengal tiger?”

2st officer: “I dare say I’ve not heard that one.”

1st officer: “I decided one summer to try my hand at taking down one of the royal beasts. I hired a guide from the local village, and armed with my rifle we set out.

Several hours into the hunt and deep in a mangrove swamp, we stumbled upon fresh tracks.

It was not more than a few minutes of tracking the great beast when we heard it—a low, guttural sound from behind.

I quickly turned and as I readied my rifle, the tiger leapt from the shadows, teeth and claws bared. Rrrraaaaaarrrrrr! I shat my pants.”

2st officer: “Of course you shat your pants, old chap. You were attacked by a Bengal Tiger!”

1st officer: “No, right now when I went ‘Rrrraaaaaarrrrr!’.”

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If a Bengal tiger is attacking your mother-in-law and spouse, who will you save?

The Bengal tiger of course! They’re getting extinct in the world.

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