Bee Jokes

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Bee Jokes

The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called Sound of Wasps.

When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the States?


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My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

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A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don’t swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it.

Because seeing is believing.

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A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in his window.

β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” asked the bee.

β€œI’m out of petrol,” the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

β€œTry it now,” said the bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

β€œWow!” the man exclaimed. β€œWhat did you put in my petrol tank?”

β€œBP,” answered the bee.

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?

They become maybees.

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God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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