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Bee Jokes


I love how all these young YouTubers are getting into Classic Rock.

They are always telling everyone β€œDon’t forget to like Cher, and subscribe.”

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Which demon is the average YouTuber most afraid of?

Demonetization.

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Why are all these YouTubers asking me to like Cher?

Is it her birthday or something?

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I was walking down the road along with my dog, looking cool in my black sunglasses when a YouTuber pulled me aside.

He said, β€œIf you can walk round the park and back to me, I’ll give you 10 bucks. The catch is that you will have to do it blindfolded.”

I accepted his challenge and completed it in under 5 minutes. He was surprised and asked me how I did it so quickly.

I replied, β€œIt was just a walk in the park for me. As a blind person, I can’t even see the problem with your challenge.”

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I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water.

It’s an untapped market.

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After I broke up with my short girlfriend, she started a YouTube channel dedicated to trashing me.

I said, β€œWell, that’s a little ex stream.”

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What’s a YouTuber’s side job?

Uber.

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What disease did the YouTuber contract?

Influenza.

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What do you call a lizard that hates Fortnite YouTubers?

An Ali-hater.

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The other day I visited the thrift shop and picked up an old record album called Sound of Wasps.

When I got home and played it I realised it didn’t sound anything like wasps!

Turns out I’d been playing the Bee side.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the States?

A USB.

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My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head.

Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.

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A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don’t swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it.

Because seeing is believing.

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A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. At that moment, a bee flew in his window.

β€œWhat seems to be the problem?” asked the bee.

β€œI’m out of petrol,” the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.

Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank.

After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

β€œTry it now,” said the bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.

β€œWow!” the man exclaimed. β€œWhat did you put in my petrol tank?”

β€œBP,” answered the bee.

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Did you know bees become indecisive after April?

They become maybees.

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Did you hear about the aspiring YouTube star that died from the flu?

He finally went viral.

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God initially planned to use wasps to pollinate flowers.

But in the end, he went with plan Bee.

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