Beaver Jokes



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Beaver Jokes


Where do bad beavers go?

They’re dammed to hell.

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Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?

Because he was juve-niles.

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What is a beaver’s favorite rap artist?

Timber-land.

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Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea?

They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience.

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Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer?

Justin Beaver.

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How do beavers make a bouncy dam?

They use spring water.

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What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?

Hamsterdam.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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A beaver hit a wall.

And yells out dam.

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There is a beaver in our local zoo who is quite the celebrity. His name is Clint.

Clint EatsWood.

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A beaver is eating an ice cream. He has a sour look on his face.

β€œI wish I’d reached the stick already,” he mumbles to himself.

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