Puns About Bears



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Bear Puns


What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?

You’ll both be filled with stuffing.

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What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

Stuffing.

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What is a bear’s favorite dessert?

Blue beary pie.

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Why was the red panda good at math?

It always knew how to add-bear the numbers.

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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?

It wanted to reach new heights-bear.

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What do you call a red panda dentist?

A molar bear.

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What did the red panda say after winning a race?

β€œI’m un-bear-ably fast!”

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What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?

Bear foot.

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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?

The dentist.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah’s Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What do you call a polar bear on the South Pole and another Polar Bear On The North Pole?

Polar Opposites.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?

A polar bear.

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What do you call a bear who lives in the Arctic and has extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

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How are pandas made?

You punch a polar bear in the eyes.

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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?

To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.

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What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?

Panda-cakes.

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What do you call two depressed bears?

Bipolar.

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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?

He was stuffed!

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

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Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it?

A β€œB”.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear.

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