Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bear Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the North Pole and his winters at the South?
A bi-polar bear.
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What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
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What is a teddy bear’s favorite Thanksgiving food?
Stuffing.
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What is a bear’s favorite dessert?
Blue beary pie.
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Why was the red panda good at math?
It always knew how to add-bear the numbers.
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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?
It wanted to reach new heights-bear.
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What do you call a red panda dentist?
A molar bear.
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What did the red panda say after winning a race?
“I’m un-bear-ably fast!”
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What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?
Bear foot.
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What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
The dentist.
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Why did the polar bears on Noah’s Ark hang out near the insects?
They were looking for the ark tick.
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What do you call a polar bear on the South Pole and another Polar Bear On The North Pole?
Polar Opposites.
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What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A polar bear.
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What do you call a bear who lives in the Arctic and has extreme mood swings?
A bi-polar bear.
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How are pandas made?
You punch a polar bear in the eyes.
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Did you know that China has a policy where a certain amount of pandas must live in the country?
To be fair, it’s the bear minimum.
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What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes.
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What do you call two depressed bears?
Bipolar.
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!
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Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it?
A “B”.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear.
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