Bear Puns and Hilarious Bear Jokes



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Bear Jokes


What is a bear’s favorite dessert?

Blue beary pie.

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Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.

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Why did the red panda bring a ladder?

It wanted to reach new heights-bear.

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What do you call a red panda dentist?

A molar bear.

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What did the red panda say after winning a race?

β€œI’m un-bear-ably fast!”

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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?

He was stuffed!

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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and poops out grizzly bears.

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing, you just run away!

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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.

The loser had to go live in the North Pole.

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Usually, when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear.

Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear.

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Two men went bear hunting.

While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.

He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.

He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.

Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, β€œYou skin this one while I go and get another one!”

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Once there was a bear with no ears, guess what they call it?

A β€œB”.

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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.

The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.

The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.

The second guy says, β€œWhat are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.”

β€œI don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. β€œI just need to outrun you.”

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummybear.

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