Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bean Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?
It uses Heinz sight.
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What do you call a sneaky blue bean?
A navy bean.
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What did the nachos say to the cheese?
We were meant to bean.
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What vegetable can tie your shoes?
String beans.
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role.
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What is a poet’s favorite legume?
Rhyma-beans!
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What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
Tear gas.
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Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?
He was a green bean.
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Why was the green bean ashamed?
It saw the cranberry dressing.
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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?
Because one more, and it’d be too farty.
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I heard Dunkin’ Donuts has a cold brew now.
Cool beans.
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Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
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