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Batman Jokes


Baby rat and mommy rat were walking down a dirt road when a bat flies by.

Baby rat turns to his mom and says, β€œLook, ma, an angel.”

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If bats could talk, what would they say about the coronavirus?

Now you know how it feels to have your world turned upside down!

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A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single bat standing upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow, β€œWhat the heck are you doing down there?”

And the fellow shouts back, β€œYoga!”

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Dracula wanted to know which of his bats was the best. So he organized a little competition. The bat which would drink more blood in less time than others would be the winner.

The first bat went and came back after 10 minutes. Its mouth was full of blood. Dracula was impressed.

He asked, β€œNice, how did you do it?”

The bat said, β€œDo you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went inside and drank the blood of all the family.”

Dracula said, β€œVery good.”

The second bat went and came back after 5 minutes. He too had blood on all his face.

Dracula was shocked, β€œHow did you do that?”

The bat said, β€œDo you see that tower? Behind it there is a hotel. I went inside and drank the blood of all the guests.”

Dracula said, β€œFantastic.”

Now the third bat went and came back just after 1 minute. There was blood on all his body.

Dracula couldn’t believe his eyes, β€œHow did you do that?”

The bat said, β€œDo you see that tower?”

Dracula said, β€œYes.”

And the bat said, β€œI didn’t see it.”

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Why doesn’t Spider-Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?

Because he has bad breath.

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Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus?

Thor is in Asgard.

Iron Man died.

Captain is now old.

Hulk doesn’t have much power.

The rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona.

And China ate Spider-Man and Batman.

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What does for call the moon after a bat flies into it?

A blood moon!

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I am half Spiderman, half batman and half moon knight...

Poor.

With no powers.

With mental disorders.

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Why is Superman stupid?

Because he wears his underwear over his pants.

Why is Batman more stupid?

Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.

Why is Robin even more stupid?

Because he followed what batman did.

Why is Wonder Woman stupid?

Because she wears a belt on her head.

Why is Spider-Man the most stupid superhero of them all?

Because he wears his underwear over his head.

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Co-worker asked me, β€œIf Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has superpowers, who would be the winners?”

Your Parents when you move out.

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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.

β€œHe must be up to something,” he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.

When walks out, he sees the Joker again.

β€œHow did he recover so quickly?” Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.

Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.

β€œHow can this be?!” Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, β€œWhat are you doing here, Joker?!”

And he replies, β€œI’m enjoying this Halloween party, dude!”

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Why did Batman break up with Catwoman?

He didn’t like getting hairballs.

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I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever.

They said, β€œNo, just until the end of June.”

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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.

What a Joker.

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