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Why is Superman stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants.
Why is Batman more stupid?
Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear.
Why is Robin even more stupid?
Because he followed what batman did.
Why is Wonder Woman stupid?
Because she wears a belt on her head.
Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?
Because he wears his underwear over his head.
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Did you know that the internet was invented by Spiderman?
That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.
If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.
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Co-worker asked me, “If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?”
Your Parents when you move out.
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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.
“He must be up to something,” he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.
When walks out, he sees the Joker again.
“How did he recover so quickly?” Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.
Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.
“How can this be?!” Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, “What are you doing here, Joker?!”
And he replies, “I’m enjoying this Halloween party, dude!”
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Why did Batman break up with Catwoman?
He didn’t like getting hair balls.
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I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever.
They said, “No, just until the end of June.”
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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker.
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