Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bath Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A pig goes to the doctor with swine flu.
The doctor gives him a leaflet for a therapeutic spa and tells him to go straight there.
When he gets there, he’s instructed to lay in a shallow bath of salt and sugar.
He chuckles to himself and thinks, “What’s this supposed to do, cure me!”
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What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay.
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Why did the bat walk in her pajamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
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How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
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I just dropped my phone in the bath.
Now it’s syncing.
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I’ve seen a meteor shower...
But never seen a meteor take a bath.
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My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space.
I mean, what a thing to say to a friend. It totally ruined our bath!
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Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?
She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.
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What does an owl need after taking a bath?
A t-owl.
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After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath.
She wasn’t content. I’m so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
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My mother-in-law just asked for bath stuff for her birthday.
She seemed unimpressed with the toaster I bought her.
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Patient: “Doctor, doctor! You told me to drink my medicine after my bath but I couldn’t manage it.”
Doctor: “Why not?”
Patient: “Well after I drank my bath I didn’t have room for the medicine!”
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