Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bat Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
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Why did the fruit bat eat the orange?
Because it had appeal.
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What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
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I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
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Why did the bat walk in her pajamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
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If bats could talk, what would they say about the coronavirus?
Now you know how it feels to have your world turned upside down!
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Why did America fail to save the world from coronavirus?
Thor is in Asgard.
Iron Man died.
Captain is now old.
Hulk doesn’t have much power.
The rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona.
And China ate Spider-Man and Batman.
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What does for call the moon after a bat flies into it?
A blood moon!
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I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever.
They said, “No, just until the end of June.”
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