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Our bassist never shows up for practice.
Mostly because he can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.
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Our bands bassist was always coming in late. He just couldn’t get the timing right, so we kicked him out of the band.
He got so depressed, he threw himself behind a bus.
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How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because the keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
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What’s the difference between a bassist and god?
God doesn’t think he’s a bassist.
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What’s the definition of an optimist?
A bassist player with a mortgage.
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What do you call a successful bassist?
A guy whose wife has two jobs.
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Guitar tuner: “Hi, I’m here to tune your bass guitar.”
Guy: “I didn’t call a guitar tuner.”
Guitar tuner: “Yeah, I know, but the neighbors called.”
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A young child told his mother, “When I grow up I’m going to play the bass guitar.”
His mother responded, “Well, honey, you know you can’t do both.”
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a bass player’s arm?
A tattoo.
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What do you call a bass player who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
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