Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bass Guitar Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do a bass guitar solo and peeing your pants have in common?
It’s quiet and embarrassing.
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What’s the difference between a bass guitar and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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What’s the best thing to play a bass guitar with?
A razor blade.
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What does a bass guitar and a baseball have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
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How do you keep your jewelry from being stolen?
Leave it in a bass guitar case.
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Guitar tuner: “Hi, I’m here to tune your bass guitar.”
Guy: “I didn’t call a guitar tuner.”
Guitar tuner: “Yeah, I know, but the neighbors called.”
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What does a bass guitar and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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A young child told his mother, “When I grow up I’m going to play the bass guitar.”
His mother responded, “Well, honey, you know you can’t do both.”
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How do you get a million dollars?
Start off with 2 million and buy a bass guitar.
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What do you call a guitar that’s made of sodium hydroxide?
Base guitar.
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