Enjoy our team's carefully selected Basketball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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Yo mama so fat, she played basketball with the Death Star.
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What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?
Letโs go to Dunkinโ Donuts for the hole food protein!
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Why do cops that play basketball like donuts the most?
Because they love to dunk them.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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A first-grade teacher canโt believe her student isnโt hepped up about the Super Bowl.
โItโs a huge event. Why arenโt you excited?โ
โBecause Iโm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,โ says the student.
โWell, thatโs a lousy reason,โ says the teacher. โWhat if your parents were morons? What would you be then?โ
โThen Iโd be a football fan.โ
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The computer programmer to his son: โHere, I brought you a new basketball.โ
Son: โThank you, daddy, but where is the userโs guide?โ
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Why donโt fish like playing basketball?
They are terrified of nets.
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