Jokes on Basketball



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Basketball Jokes


If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?

Depends.

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Why don’t dolphins play basketball?

Because there afraid of the net.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She always ran away from the ball.

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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.

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What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?

Let’s go to Dunkin’ Donuts for the hole food protein!

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Why do cops that play basketball like donuts the most?

Because they love to dunk them.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl.

β€œIt’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”

β€œBecause I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

β€œWell, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. β€œWhat if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

β€œThen I’d be a football fan.”

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The computer programmer to his son: β€œHere, I brought you a new basketball.”

Son: β€œThank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”

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Why don’t fish like playing basketball?

They are terrified of nets.

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