Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baseball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
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What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?
Worm the bench.
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?
Wiggly Field.
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What do you call a snail holding a baseball bat?
A slugger.
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What did the US say when England was up at bat in a baseball game?
“Europe!”
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast-food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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What is more exciting than baseball?
Acidball.
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Did you hear about Chewbacca’s first year as a major league baseball player?
It was so successful that they named him Wookie of the Year.
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Do you know where the Torah mentions baseball?
In the big inning.
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Who is the most non-acidic baseball player ever?
Al-Kaline.
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What are Pee Wee Herman’s favorite baseball teams?
The Expos and The Yankees.
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Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
It just wasn’t getting any hits.
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Why is Uranus so good at baseball?
Because it has a great orbit!
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I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat.
Now I have a lifetime ban from Disneyworld.
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Do you know the reason all the bat boys in major league baseball are replaced when they turn 18?
Because otherwise you’d have to call him Batman.
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What does a bass guitar and a baseball have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
Sparky Anderson.
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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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What position does Darth Vader play in baseball
The Umpire.
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In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.
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I went to watch Spider-Man playing baseball.
He was great at catching flies.
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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about and was eventually knocked out by a ball.
It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.
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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.
No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit fowl balls.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.
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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
They’re not ripe yet.
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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.
“Just jump out the window,” a man yells. “I’m a baseball player. I can catch you.”
“Wait,” she says. “What team do you play for?”
“The Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man.
“Ehhhh,” shrugs the woman. “I’ll take my chances with the fire.”
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