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In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.
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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.
It was the fall of the roaminβ umpire.
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I recently heard that Turkeys arenβt allowed to play baseball.
No matter how many times they hit, theyβll always hit Fowl balls.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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Whatβs brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
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Why donβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt know where home is.
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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.
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Why shouldnβt you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
Theyβre not ripe yet.
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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.
βJust jump out the window,β a man yells. βIβm a baseball player. I can catch you.β
βWait,β she says. βWhat team do you play for?β
βThe Cincinnati Reds,β shouts the man.
βEhhhh,β shrugs the woman. βIβll take my chances with the fire.β
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