Jokes on Baseball

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baseball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.

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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.

It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.

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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit Fowl balls.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

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Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?

Become an umpire.

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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?

They’re not ripe yet.

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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.

“Just jump out the window,” a man yells. “I’m a baseball player. I can catch you.”

“Wait,” she says. “What team do you play for?”

“The Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man.

“Ehhhh,” shrugs the woman. “I’ll take my chances with the fire.”

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