Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baseball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.
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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.
It was the fall of the roaminโ umpire.
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I recently heard that Turkeys arenโt allowed to play baseball.
No matter how many times they hit, theyโll always hit Fowl balls.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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Whatโs brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
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Why donโt orphans play baseball?
They donโt know where home is.
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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.
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Why shouldnโt you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
Theyโre not ripe yet.
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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.
โJust jump out the window,โ a man yells. โIโm a baseball player. I can catch you.โ
โWait,โ she says. โWhat team do you play for?โ
โThe Cincinnati Reds,โ shouts the man.
โEhhhh,โ shrugs the woman. โIโll take my chances with the fire.โ
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