Jokes on Baseball

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Baseball Jokes

Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?

It just wasn’t getting any hits.

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Why is Uranus so good at baseball?

Because it has a great orbit!

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In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.

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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.

It was the fall of the roamin’ umpire.

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I recently heard that Turkeys aren’t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, they’ll always hit Fowl balls.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

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Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?

Become an umpire.

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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?

They’re not ripe yet.

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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.

β€œJust jump out the window,” a man yells. β€œI’m a baseball player. I can catch you.”

β€œWait,” she says. β€œWhat team do you play for?”

β€œThe Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man.

β€œEhhhh,” shrugs the woman. β€œI’ll take my chances with the fire.”

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