Jokes on Baseball



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Baseball Jokes


In baseball, Spider-Man likes the outfield because in that position he catches the most flies.

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I watched a baseball game once, where the umpire kept wandering about, and was eventually knocked out by a ball.

It was the fall of the roaminโ€™ umpire.

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I recently heard that Turkeys arenโ€™t allowed to play baseball.

No matter how many times they hit, theyโ€™ll always hit Fowl balls.

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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.

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Whatโ€™s brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

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Why donโ€™t orphans play baseball?

They donโ€™t know where home is.

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?

Become an umpire.

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Why shouldnโ€™t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?

Theyโ€™re not ripe yet.

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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.

โ€œJust jump out the window,โ€ a man yells. โ€œIโ€™m a baseball player. I can catch you.โ€

โ€œWait,โ€ she says. โ€œWhat team do you play for?โ€

โ€œThe Cincinnati Reds,โ€ shouts the man.

โ€œEhhhh,โ€ shrugs the woman. โ€œIโ€™ll take my chances with the fire.โ€

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