Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baseball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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What’s brown and very bad for your dental health?
A baseball bat.
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How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
She drowned during the wave.
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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.
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Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
They’re not ripe yet.
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An apartment building is on fire and a woman screams out the window for help.
“Just jump out the window,” a man yells. “I’m a baseball player. I can catch you.”
“Wait,” she says. “What team do you play for?”
“The Cincinnati Reds,” shouts the man.
“Ehhhh,” shrugs the woman. “I’ll take my chances with the fire.”
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