Enjoy our team's carefully selected Band Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
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The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
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Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Because he had the drumsticks!
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Who’s going to the concert festival on Thanksgiving Day?
The bands will be Meatloaf, Korn, The Cranberries, and Smashing Pumpkins.
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Why did the planet Uranus join a band?
It wanted to planet self in rhythm.
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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
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Two new recruits were on the deck of a ship.
One turns to other and says, “It is awfully quiet on deck tonight. Isn’t it?”
Other recruit replies, “Everyone must be watching the band.”
“There is no band on this ship.”
“No, I definitely heard the captain say “A band on ship!”.
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Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
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Have you heard of the band 999 Megabytes?
They’ve never had any gigs.
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The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies.
It’s gonna be Three Doors Down.
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Why did Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the concert?
They wanted to get a better view of the band on their smartphones.
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A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender.
He says, “You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?” The bartender turns to the band and yells, “Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your sax!”
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Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said, “You’re brilliant, what’s the band called?”
They replied, “We are the Champignons, my friend.”
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