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Band Jokes


Why did the planet Uranus join a band?

It wanted to planet self in rhythm.

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I used to be the drummer in a progressive 80s rock band called Prevention.

We were better than The Cure.

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Two new recruits were on the deck of a ship.

One turns to other and says, β€œIt is awfully quiet on deck tonight. Isn’t it?”

Other recruit replies, β€œEveryone must be watching the band.”

β€œThere is no band on this ship.”

β€œNo, I definitely heard the captain say β€œA band on ship!”.

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Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?

Too much sax and violins.

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Have you heard of the band 999 Megabytes?

They’ve never had any gigs.

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The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies.

It’s gonna be Three Doors Down.

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Why did Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the concert?

They wanted to get a better view of the band on their smartphones.

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A man walks into a bar, then goes to the bathroom. He comes out, goes to the bartender.

He says, β€œYou’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?” The bartender turns to the band and yells, β€œFrank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your sax!”

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Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.

I said, β€œYou’re brilliant, what’s the band called?”

They replied, β€œWe are the Champignons, my friend.”

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