Balloon Jokes



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Balloon Jokes


Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œGopher.”

β€œGopher, who?”

β€œGopher the balloons, it’s party time!”

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

β€œI’m sick and tired of my wife blowing everything out of proportion,” he complains to the bartender. β€œShe’s single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.”

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Did you know that, with enough pressure, the human lung will burst like a balloon?

Anyway, I lost my medical license today.

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My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in my backseat.

So I had to pop the trunk.

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We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.

But it’s still up in the air.

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For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn’t stick to me.

I’m absolutely ex-static!

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What do you put in a female balloon?

Shelium.

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I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test.

I blew it.

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What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?

Pop!

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The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight.

I’m just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.

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A mother tells her little boy, β€œJohnny, you mustn’t eat too many lollies or I’ll hide the lolly jar.”

Johnny asks, β€œWhy?”

His mother says, β€œBecause something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!”

The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman.

He points to her belly smiling and says, β€œI know what you’ve been doing.”

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