Enjoy our team's carefully selected Balloon Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gopher.”
“Gopher, who?”
“Gopher the balloons, it’s party time!”
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
“I’m sick and tired of my wife blowing everything out of proportion,” he complains to the bartender. “She’s single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.”
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Did you know that, with enough pressure, the human lung will burst like a balloon?
Anyway, I lost my medical license today.
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My balloon elephant wouldn’t fit in my backseat.
So I had to pop the trunk.
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We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.
But it’s still up in the air.
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For the first time in my life I can walk past a balloon and it doesn’t stick to me.
I’m absolutely ex-static!
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What do you put in a female balloon?
Shelium.
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I had an interview for a party supplies store where I had to inflate a balloon as a test.
I blew it.
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What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
Pop!
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The kid next door challenged me to a water balloon fight.
I’m just going to update my Facebook status while waiting for the kettle to boil.
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A mother tells her little boy, “Johnny, you mustn’t eat too many lollies or I’ll hide the lolly jar.”
Johnny asks, “Why?”
His mother says, “Because something bad will happen! Your tummy will blow up big like a balloon and then pop!”
The next day at church, the boy is sitting next to a pregnant woman.
He points to her belly smiling and says, “I know what you’ve been doing.”
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